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he is singing Monsieur Cannibale
i love them so much 🥹✨💗💗
#and after this they are going to reenact it as besties ✨️#monsieur cannibale#its a song from a ride at#the efteling#but the lyrics are in french#so he could reasonably ABSOLUTELY SLAY THE SONG#alastor and rosie#hazbin hotel fanart
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How some characters would go about courting Paimons mama
VENTI:
-you would pick up on your daughter calling Barbatos,The god of freedom,the anemo archon,"tone deaf bard",made you hold in a laugh not be disrespectfull
-Venti will think that you agree with him being tone deaf and feel sadness wash over him,do you not like his songs? He'll be better at them he promises!
-god your daughter knew that she would get away with it,not just cause shes a child,but cause shes your child
-you reassure him dont worry and his happy
-but man dudes is love starved
-he clungs onto you like a new born (if you allow him to even be near you)
-Paimon isnt too thrilled about him acting like hes your kid,she is,you came down here to reunite with her
-Paimon wouldnt mind a second parent,that means more love,and you'll be happier (you did tell you wouldnt leave her again)
-but Venti? Yeah no,mans has to prove himself one way or another
-he will sing Paimon and you so many songs
-spoil you with everything he can (he admitted being Barbatos to be able to have VIP acess to you like all the other archons and important people)
-Paimon and him share a playfull tone and would absolutely mess with others,so this might actually work
-what do you say your grace? Venti is already worshiping you like never before
ZHONGLI:
-1# follower comin' throught
-hes so polite and devoted,being your slave would be such an honor to him,but being your husband? Your daughters father?
-he doesnt care who he has to go through
-Paimon doesnt know if she wants a dad whos so bad with the literal thing he made from his hands
-Zhongli will serve you and praise you theres no tomorow,Paimon aswell
-hes telling her the best tales he knows,spending way too much on food and toys (thats more like a point for childe but-)
-his shield is on him 24/7 with either of you with him in the wild
-but like you have power over all the elements and slay so like dont know why he does this but oh well
-he is and always will be your most devoted your grace, isnt that worth something?
CHILDE:
-spoils you and Paimon
-Zhongli isnt getting that much money from him cause now hes competiton
-Paimon and Teucer deffinetly are having playdates to get to know eachother and have fun
-they might end up being family if Childe succeds after all
-Paimon didnt like the idea of you marrying a fatui harbinger,so childe is on thin ice
-but Paimon is only so young,she could be convinced easily
-he is such a family man,hes perfect to be her father and your lover
-hes killed so many in your name,and he will leave the fatui if you wish,just consider it
TRAVELER:
-this is probably the easiest and we all know why
-they were with your daughter for so long,no one knows them like you both do,its only natural
-Paimon will however go "oh come on! Not you too! Why is everyone so intrested in Paimons mom!?"
-after all you both have control over all the elements in a way,so theyre perfect
-you took them as a vessel for a reason,right?
-but abyss twin?
-alot of drama
-Paimon is gonna tell them that if they even wish to be near you,theyd have to reconcile and apologize to the traveler!
-"say less" Paimon isnt even able to finish her sentence
-but yeah things will be difficult but oh well
#genshin impact sagau#genshin impact#sagau#genshin sagau#yandere genshin x reader#genshin impact childe#genshin impact venti#genshin impact zhongli#genshin impact traveler#abyss twin#sagau childe#sagau zhongli#sagau venti#sagau traveler#genshin impact paimon#paimon#sagau paimon
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Animals Without Direction
Chapter One - Thrice The Amount
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“No.” Your voice was stern, your eyes didn’t even look up from the plate in front of you. A hefty helping of roasted potatoes being pushed around by the metal fork in your hand.
“I am offering you a hefty sum of gold.” the man’s voice pleaded with you.
He was leaning over the table in an attempt to keep the volume of the conversation between the two of you down.
The tavern was lively, but not as lively as it could be. A bard continued to play his lute across the room in front of a massive hearth. The fire roared and spread heat through the room, warding off the chill of the late autumn air. Several patrons were sitting at the bar and various tables, either lost in conversations or the food in front of them.
Your small table was tucked in the corner, away from the bustle of the normal crowd. It’s not that you preferred the quiet, no, there were nights where you would be leading the drinking songs. But tonight, you just wanted to eat in peace.
An hour before you arrived at the tavern, you had just finished a job that had promised more gold than it delivered.
The life of a mercenary was not as glorious as your child self thought it was. It wasn’t slaying dragons and protecting royalty from assassins; quite the opposite, it was just another way to say ‘glorified messenger’. Bringing packages from one hold in the land to another, staying awake through the night to discover why a farmer’s crops were disappearing.
It was usually a beggar.
Poor sods were usually so hungry that you would turn a blind eye, find a wolf, kill it, and bring it to the farmer, claiming it to be the reason for the missing crops. This way the beggar wouldn’t have their thumbs cut off for stealing.
Not that you were any better than a beggar at this point. Money was tight. The gold you had in your pouch was enough to pay for your dinner and one more pint of ale.
The only difference between you and the homeless on the cobblestone street was the sword on your hip.
“I am well aware of the amount you offer, but you must think me mad to go anywhere near Miroh.”
Miroh . Fellow mercenaries have left for jobs– simple ones– and have not returned.
And yet, this man in front of you has the gall to not only request that you go near the Hold’s borders, but to enter their walls.
A stiff silence sits between the two of you. You bring your fork down and stab a potato, plopping it in your mouth and looking at the man for the first time since he sat across from you.
Greasy, black hair sat on his head, hanging in front of his eyes. The man was wearing a noble's robe; but if you looked closer, you could see how worn the fabric was. Burn holes littered the sleeves and the hem near the ground was absolutely filthy.
He looked to be about middle aged.
“Thrice the amount, then.”
You paused.
Swallowing your mouthful of food, you placed your fork back on the table. Tonguing your cheek and shifting on your seat.
Individually, you cracked each knuckle on both hands, your mind reeling.
“Explain the job to me once more.”
The man let out a sigh of relief, you quickly held your hand up before he began.
“I am not yet agreeing, I want to hear more details prior to anything.”
He nodded, tensing up once more.
“I require your protection as I finalize a trading contract between my company and Miroh. We specialize in the exchange of foreign goods across the water.”
“We would be meeting with the Jarl directly?”
“Nay, he does not deal with petty things like trading contracts,” the man scoffs and sits back in his chair, crossing his arms over his chest. “We would be meeting with someone in his court, Han Jisung. I have been discussing this deal with him via letters for months.”
“If you are only meeting on a predetermined agreement, why do you push for protection?” You ask, picking up your pint of honeyed ale, taking a long sip.
The man’s eyes looked to the side, setting off alarm bells in your mind. He pulled his bottom lip between his teeth.
“If I am to protect you, I will need to know all the details.”
He shifted on his chair, clearly uncomfortable, clearly hiding something. His tongue poked from his lips to wet them nervously.
“In the past, I may have…” he hesitated, “I may have skimmed from the top of their goods.”
One of your eyebrows raised, mug still in front of your face.
“But that was many years ago. Han Jisung spoke of mending these ties in his letters.” he explains, looking back to your eyes. “Our company is the best in the land. High quality goods for a fair price, they must have realized that in our absence. Miroh simply wishes to use our services once more.”
You place your now empty mug onto the table, looking down at the old wood.
There is no way this is going to go smoothly. Every sense of danger was ringing in your mind to reject this deal.
With the reputation Miroh has, they let a merchant skim their goods and are crawling back ?
Patrons of the tavern begin to sing, surrounding the bard. Your eyes shifted up to take in the happy sight, smiles on all of their faces, happy flushes on their skin from the alcohol buzzing through their veins.
The lute’s strings sounded beautiful to your ears. Life here is alright, you are making it work.
But the almost empty gold pouch at your hip seemed heavier than when it had gold inside it.
“Five times my normal amount.” You meet eyes with the man. His jaw clenched for a moment, considering your offer. He doesn’t seem pleased in the least bit.
But it seems he has no choice.
An entire verse of the bard’s song passed before he reached across the table, extending his hand.
You clasp hands with him.
“At first light we leave for Miroh.”
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Gautier.
You learn his name three days into your journey; just as you are being led through the never ending hallways of Miroh’s keep. The stone walls seem… warmer than you expected of the Hold.
Even when you first crossed the border, it wasn’t fires and crying children like you had heard whispers of.
It seemed… better than where you had come from.
Where are all the miserable folk and wounded soldiers? Where are the bandits that supposedly run rampant in these parts?
When you are shown into a room, there are two men already waiting inside. One was much stockier than the other, his arm muscles on display due to the open nature of his heavy armor. Beautifully crafted gauntlets covered his forearms. A large battle axe strapped to his back, a neutral expression on his face.
The other man sat behind a desk, a sneaky looking smile already displayed across his round cheeks. He wore true noble robes made of various silks and expensive threads.
His clothing made Gautier’s look like no more than a potato sack with arm and leg holes.
Both of their eyes flicker to you and Gautier as you cross the threshold. The larger man, clearly his protection, surveys you closely.
He has no doubt clocked every single weapon strapped to your body.
Perhaps save for the one silver dagger you keep tucked inside your boot.
You mirror his movements, scanning his entire body up and down. One battle axe and three throwing knives on his belt. When your eyes meet him again, there’s an imperceptible twitch to the corner of his mouth.
“Guatier!” the smaller man exclaims, standing from his position behind the desk.
“Jisung, it has been a long while, my friend.” Guatier’s entire demeanor changes. This fake mask slides over his face and he becomes a different person. It takes every fiber of your being not to roll your eyes.
Guatier walks up to Jisung and they shake hands over the desk. You remain by the door, arms crossed over your chest.
“I see you have a new guard, Guatier.” Jisung motions over to you as he sits back down. Guatier does not even look back at you before waving him off.
“Do not mind her, she is only hired muscle.”
“Still, you know we cannot have outside ears hearing of our deals.” Jisung leans forward, his voice lowering a bit.
Your eyebrow quirks, you finally break eye contact with Jisung’s body guard to look over at Guatier’s back. He doesn’t even turn to look at you.
A scoff comes out of his mouth. “She will not understand any of what we speak of. Her simple mind knows only battle, it is all she is good for. No complex thoughts to be found in that head.”
Typically, you choose to keep a stoic face no matter what, especially on the job. But, in this moment, you cannot control the anger that flicks across your features.
Oh, the slimy bastard…
Jisung’s eyes look back at you again, his brows furrowed for a split second. He watches your emotions change and the corner of his lips twitch into a half smile.
“Still,” he starts, his gaze stays on you for another moment before he looks back at Gautier, his look darkens for a moment. “Even fools can repeat words.”
Jisung meets your eyes once more. They linger, almost as if he’s looking right through your soul. His expression softens when he lays his eyes on you.
“Changbin,” Jisung says and the guard doesn’t even flinch, but his eyes shift down to the other man. “Please bring the ‘hired muscle’ out to another room so we may conduct our business.”
The guard, Changbin, nods once and walks towards you quickly. His heavy boots thud on the wooden floor with every step.
You look back at Guatier, who only now has decided to turn around in his chair to look at you. Horror and anxiety flashes across his face; but you cannot find it within yourself to feel any pity.
A strong hand grips your upper arm and you’re forcefully led out of the office.
“Now, why don’t we begin by discussing your pre-” the door closes before you can hear the rest of Jisung’s sentence to your ‘boss’.
Changbin’s grip on your arm doesn’t loosen as he leads you down the hall. The grip is borderline painful through the fabric.
Deciding not to say anything about it, you just clench your jaw and let him drag you further and further away from the man you were supposed to be protecting.
Would it be the worst thing in the world if Guatier was killed, though?
Your mind pauses, weighing the options.
No, no it wouldn’t be.
Because he had given you half of the payment up front before you left for the journey.
Still, your honor was on the line for this.
It wasn’t until you rounded two more corners into a more open common area that Changbin’s grip loosened on your arm. You shook off his hold and glanced at his stern face one more before walking away from him.
Four other guards stood on either side of two separate door ways. All looking bored.
“Do not venture.” he grumbles, it was the first time you heard his voice.
“Interesting command given that you led me from my employer.”
Your eyes scan the room around you, it seems to be a library of sorts. Shelves line each wall with books and various items littered along them.
“You work for his company?”
“Nay,” you scoff, “I do not wish to work for that slime. I am only a mercenary, Guatier hired my sword to get him here safely and insure he leaves with his head.”
Changbin only grunts in acknowledgment as you walk over to one of the shelves. Gently, you reach up and spin a glass bottle to turn the label, allowing yourself to see behind you through the reflection.
In the distorted glass, you can see Changbin’s eyes watching you carefully, both hands staying at his side. He’s studying your movements very carefully.
You look away from the reflection, tilting your head to scan over the various titles of books on the shelf.
“Hm,” you hum, fingering at one of the books, “ Spider With Gold , I have not seen this book in many years…” you whisper wistfully.
There’s a shift behind you.
“You are able to read?”
You turn around to look at Changbin, who, for the first time, seems almost bashful. His hands twitched as his sides and he is only able to hold your eye contact for a moment before looking off to the side.
“Aye, scholars should not be the only ones able to read and document history.” you turn back to the bookshelf. “Do you not know how?”
Looking up in the reflection of the bottle, you see Changbin shift his weight from one boot to the other, his eyes boring holes into your back.
“Nay.” he says firmly, “Never learned how.”
“Shame.” you utter softly.
A long, stiff silence settles in the room.
You learned to read at a very young age, your mother made sure to teach you the letters as soon as your brain was able to retain it.
‘The more you read, the more you will know. And the more you know will ensure that no one will outsmart you, my dear.’
Books took up most of the spare space you had in your traveling pack. Every once in a while, when you would get an interesting quest that went into bandit nests, you were able to find one or two new ones to add to your never ending collection.
If you’re being truthful with yourself, it broke your heart that Changbin could not read, he could not enjoy the simple pleasure that reading could bring. Nor could he pick up on sword tricks written down through the centuries.
Just when it feels like the room could not get any quieter, a shrill scream bellows through the stone halls.
Your head snaps up to look in the reflection of the bottle just as a guard raises his sword behind you, intending to strike.
“Wait!”
Everything in your body suddenly comes alive at the impending danger. Your weight shifts and you leap out of the way.
A loud crash is heard as the guard’s sword slices through the wooden shelves.
“Of course.” you mutter, quickly regaining your balance.
Another soldier comes from your right, swinging his sword in an upwards strike, you dodge by spinning to the left. At the same time, your hand quickly unsheathes your sword.
Mid-spin, instincts take over and you raise your sword to clash with another guard’s. Both of your swords swing around in an arc to free them. Instead of completing the arc, you pull back and raise your boot to kick the guard right in the gut.
He lurches forward in pain and you, never missing an opportunity, bring your sword down and slice his head from his neck immediately.
One down.
The first guard seems to have recovered, but only for a moment. He eyes watch as his friend is decapitated; his face drains of all color and eyes snap up to yours.
A wicked smile crosses your face as you take advantage of his moment of weakness. Your sword plunges right through his gut, his mouth immediately coughing up a sick amount of blood.
Quickly, you pull your sword back. There’s a small sense of danger ringing in the back of your mind, so you jump away from where you were standing right before a sword splits the air.
Changbin, flanked by the two remaining guards, is staring at you with a curious look in his eyes. Just by studying his face, you can practically see his mind racing with numerous thoughts.
Why does he look so torn?
His battle ax is clasped firmly in his large hands, knees bent in a perfect battle stance.
With your feet firmly planted on the floor, you take a brief moment to size the three of them up. The guard to Changbin’s right leaps at you first, his sword swinging wildly in short, choppy arcs. Untrained technique, a definite beginner.
You almost feel bad for a split second, poor thing probably never expected this.
Nevertheless, it’s kill or be killed at this moment, and it’s only a matter of time before more guards start flooding into the room.
You raise your sword to block one of the strikes. The sound of metal hitting metal is ear piercing. Out of the corner of your eye, you see the last guard. reaching back for a powerful strike.
Thinking quickly, you grab the younger guard's arm, yanking him towards you and into the trajectory path of the second guard’s sword, stepping out of danger.
The second guard slices into his comrade by accident, both of them letting out shrill screams.
Before the second guard could recover from his accidental killing, you swing your sword in a massive arc and instantly kill him.
Both bodies drop to the ground in a heap.
Without giving yourself time to breathe, you turn around sharply to look at Changbin, who hasn’t moved a single muscle in the last minute. He stood there, wide-eyed, watching as you massacred his fellow soldiers and did absolutely nothing about it.
The two of you make eye contact for a long moment.
Your chest heaving with heavy pants from the exertion, hand tightening around the handle of your sword.
There is only a split second to think about your next move. Maybe even less.
Fear and adrenaline are coursing through your veins.
Why isn’t he attacking you? Why is he just standing there?
Your mouth felt like someone had stuffed cotton into it, sweat dripped down your back.
Changbin’s foot shifted on the floor and you quickly made your decision.
You turned around and ran .
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“ Hey! ” you heard Changbin scream behind you as you rounded the corner out of the room.
Which way did you come from? Which way was the way out? Once you get out of the keep, you should be fine.
Your light leather boots made soft thuds on the floor as you sprinted through the stone maze. Sheathing your sword in the process, your eyes wildly scan around for anything familiar.
Changbin’s voice could be heard every few seconds as he chased you through the keep.
To The Void with Guatier, you needed to get out of here. You knew you shouldn’t have taken this job. You just knew it.
When you round one corner, you smack directly into someone, but your momentum knocks them over, your steady balance keeping you on your feet.
The guard stumbles to the ground with a yelp, looking up at you with an extremely startled expression.
“Jeongin!” Changbin yells off in the distance, “Grab her!”
Jeongin snaps his head in the direction of Changbin’s voice, then back up at you. You don’t stick around to see his next move, your legs already carrying you far away from the guard on the ground.
It’s close, the entrance is close, you vaguely remember these hallways. It has to be close.
Once you’re out of the keep, you’ll run and never look back. You will never enter Miroh again, you won’t even come within fifty leagues of the Hold.
A solid hand gripped the back of your light armor, fingers pulling on the leather straps.
With a yelp, you’re yanked backwards and thrown onto the floor. Your head collides with the stone floor with a solid crack .
Pain blossoms from the impact and your vision blacks out for a split moment.
The adrenaline coursing through you keeps you from passing out, you quickly shake your head to clear the confusion.
Jeongin is standing over you with an almost apologetic look. He looks up behind you, then back down at you.
“Do not just stand there! Grab her, bind her hands!” Changbin commands, his voice closer than before.
Panic seizes your body and as Jeongin reaches for you, you kick your foot out on the ground right into his gut.
A loud, pained exhale is shoved from his lungs and he doubles forward, clutching the area you just kicked.
“If you would just-” Jeongin wheezes out in between pained breaths.
You don’t listen, you clamber to your feet. The back of your head throbbing worse and worse with each passing second.
Just as you’re about to take off down the hall again, a strong hand grabs your wrist and turns your arm, trapping it behind your back.
You’re roughly shoved against the cobblestone wall, one arm pinned behind you.
Hot, deep pants are felt on the back of your neck, you notice the hand holding your wrist is clammy.
“By The Six, woman,” Changbin breathes out, mouth close to the back of your neck.
You struggle for a moment, trying desperately to break his hold on you. Changbin only tightens his grip.
“Jeongin,” he practically growls, the guard grunts in response, still cradling his gut in pain. “Fetch me some rope, make it quick.”
Jeongin grunts again and limps off.
Changbin leans down closer, lips right next to your ear.
The heat coming from his body is insane, it feels like his entire front is pressed against your back to keep you against the wall.
Not that you have any fight left in your body, the adrenaline is wearing off and the pain from your skull is getting worse by the second. Each beat of your heart shoots a splinter of pain through your skull.
“You’re not going anywhere,” Changbin basically growls, his breath brushing against your ear.
“If you are to kill me, do it already. Why extend my torture?” You close your eyes, letting your face rest on the wall. When did your fingertips go numb?
“Kill you?” Changbin lets out a chuckle behind you. “And waste a sword arm like yours? Nay, I believe we may have better use for you.”
The world was fading fast, towards the end of his sentence, it sounded like his voice was three rooms away.
“Sir, I have the rope.” Jeongin’s voice was the last you heard before your body collapsed.
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MILGRAM Best Song Tournament, Round 2, Match 2 BRING IT ON vs. THIS IS HOW TO BE IN LOVE WITH YOU
Propaganda for both options under the cut!
Propaganda for BRING IT ON:
"Reasons why Bring it On should win:
- Just by starting the song, the instrumentals are BANGER. Like his more rock style is very cool, even better than After Pain’s more mellow style - Arthur’s voice (Futa’s va) had bills due because have you HEARD his singing?? His raspier voice fits Futa so well - It feels so explosive and like a call to action in a sense, which very much matches Futa’s mentality during trial 1. He also wasn’t playing victim like a CERTAIN girl… (jk, love you mu!) - SAA HAJIMEYOU USOTSUKI KARIDA - UNDEAD HEROOOI YES SLAY KING HIS HIGH NOTE HERE IS HEAVENLY - His scream at the end. Oh my god. HE LITERALLY ATE THIS NOTE. AFTER PAIN COULD NEVER. BRING IT ON FTW 🔥🔥🔥" - His range goes WAAAAAY higher than Mu. She would end up like PHG if she even tried hitting any of his high notes in the last chorus /j
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- The vocals are amazing, those growls are so well done - You’re able to get Fuuta’s crime and motive pretty succinctly, only based on the visuals - But it still leaves a lot up to interpretation, like how he only attacked once in the final fight scene. It lead to some cool theories. - On that note, the game aspects are so cool!! Especially when paired with him going after people online, just good synergy with awesome style! - Fuuta’s scared face after he realizes what he did. The great contrast of other foes simply being knocked out then being met with blood splatter. - The tempo of the song changing with his mood is a really good touch as well. Make the song more chaotic which highlights his character traits well
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"propaganda for bring it on: the music FUCKS it genuinely slaps so hard listening to it. song style is incredible its perfect for fuutas personality and gamer vibes. also the way the mv frames everything as a game? the only time real blood and real gore happens being when killcheroy dies? the little details of all the usernames, the different monster designs, the generally distorted feel of everything being too lighthearted?
okay i could go on about the mv for hours but lets not. aside from that: the FEEL of the song!!! the vocals!!!! it really feels like fuuta putting his whole heart into it, into this point of view that both blows problems out of proportion and minimises them, and DEEPLY fucking up. my darling little hypocrite gamer boy twitter user. he makes his witch hunt genuinely sound like something that could sweep people up into it. also the instruments goddddd. the guitar and synth the bass and the drums the DRUMS. im relistening to it to write this propaganda and it keeps making me headbang when i should be writing. if you arent headbanging to bring it on you are LYING.
the way the lyrics are written is wonderful too!!!! they feel so brash and brave and powerful and like. cocky about it. and it fits PERFECTLY. its gets someone swept up into it and it FUCKS. vote bring it on im serious. lets go!! a victory march!! dan da dan!!"
Propaganda for TIHTBILWY:
okay so like the thing im most in love with: the VOCALS!!!! this song has an absolutely AMAZING singer and AMAZING vocals!!!! the way the conversational talk-singing lines still feel so musical!!!! the cute cute cuteeeee mahiru voice!!!! it brings you so much energy!!!! its a song sung with so much love!!!! mahirus va brings such an amazing feel to the song with such amazing talk-singing!!!! its very skillfully done and it happens in i love you too!! mahiru songs r the QUEENS of musical talk singing
the silly phone call bit. kurururu~!
the little vocal flourish and the way her voice raises up like an excited exclamation in the final prechorus!! daijoubu nante kirai DA!
its such a fast song but everything flows so well!!!! it makes it feel so bright and cheery and peppy!!
the instrumental is so underrated just LISTEN to that catchy bass line thats so pretty in the verses!!!! no for real even if u dont vote this is how to be in love with you go listen to the bass line in the verses it works to move both the song and the listener forward at mahirus sweeping breakneck pace. and the cute keyboard sounding and synth instruments!!!! its SUCH a danceable song!!!! i cant listen to it without bopping along in my seat
the way the ominous bits are subtly hidden? it all sounds so cute but there are just these Things that she sings that are really kind of concerning and unhealthy when she sings them!! and the veiled desperation to be in her relationship- listening to that and the cheery tone and breakneck, quick song pace, it really does represent mahiru SO well. she throws in all these little bits that just go noooo teehee the relationships just fine!! when it REALLY isnt
i would listen to mahiru talk for hours
the MV!!!!!! HER FASHION SENSE THE MAGAZINE STYLE!!!! the magazine style especially works so well with her character!!!! its so cute and stunning and just looking at it you have a blast. also her birdcage!!!! her birdcage and the bright orange and the pink bars!!!! the way everything desaturates and becomes more sickly looking when she wakes up at the end!!!! its such a happy carefully curated and designed dream and then it drains away!!!! also god all her outfits are stunning. mahiru call me
the way she sings "overheat de~!" cutest thing in the WORLD.
the little faces she makes!!!! godddd shes so expressive
actually the whole songs so expressive!!!! shes putting her all into it!!!! her words have so much expression in them!!!! once more praising mahirus va the way her voice can soften and become bright or subtly desperate so quickly is MASTERFUL control of expression when singing and its so underrated. join me in being insane over miho okasaki delivers her lines. shes such a perfect mahiru.
funniest es cover. hands down. funniest es cover.
this is how to be in love with you is FREE serotonin!!!! free energy right there!!!! this is how to be in love with you sweep!!!!!
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-The song is so cheerful!! I always feel like dancing and singing when this one comes up in my playlists!! Absolute banger, mood definer, kicking sadness in the shin with those high-heels and then hitting its face with a cute purse -THE HIGH-HEELS STEPPING TO THE BEAT OF THE MUSIC IN THAT ONE SCENE (0:50). SIMPLY ICONIC. NO ONE DID IT LIKE HER. -👠💅👝👗 -She is slaying. Look at her outfits. She put so much effort there. She gave it her all. Absolutely serving. -SUKITTE KIMOCHI WAKATTA TSUMORI? NARA KONO MAMA FUTARI O-VA-HI-TO- DE -The storyline of the mv MAKES SENSE and you can form a COHESIVE TIMELINE OF EVENTS (unlike other unspecified contestants' mvs you know 🙄) -look at herr 🥺 she beby 🥺 all she did was love too much 🥺 we all love mappi don't we 🥺 she deserved more let her win this pleease 🥺 -No medical malpractice happened in the making of this mv 👍
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I care so much about This is How To Be In Love With You- it's visuals are brilliant in the ways it conveys its themes and narrative. I'm never normal Ever about the "Love as marketing" symbolism that is brought in by the use of magazines. It's a lovely upbeat song but the Horrors are Always Lurking under it, the breakup Ritual line is my Favorite Line cause its so horrifying but its said so casually and its so good oh its so good-
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I have seen S3!! It cost me dearly (oh god my sleep schedule and body) but I'm so glad I did because I LOVED IT. so much!! I didn't know they had it in them but aaaaaaaa. Spoilers under the cut!
- I loved the relationships. I LOVED THEM. I could come on board with Geralt-Yen, I really enjoyed both Geralt-Ciri and Yen-Ciri (she's her mum 😭) and Ciri-Jaskier was everything I ever wanted. There were other things happening this season (👀) but that was the absolute highlight for me + Geralt actually showing that he cares for Jaskier and their relationship f i n a l l y being portrayed as the deep and meaningful friendship/bond that it is. I watch the witcher for a lot of reasons but mostly for the found family and VINDICATION aaaaa
- this was such a good Jaskier season, my love, me eternal light, the reason why I fell in love with this show - he had a PLOT, he had his wits, he had agency, he's still so anxious but was there as bait (they!! adressed his trauma in the little ways!) and I love that they went the route of Jaskier telling Geralt about Phillippa, honestly guys, I can die happy now, especially with-
- BI BARD BI BARD BI BARD BI BARD (nearly everything has been said about this, just. This fuels me. I needed this so bad, t h a n k you netflix for going through with what you started in S1). I can't shake the feeling that things are going to end quite badly but then I also. like to whump the bard. sooo, if I end up right.. 👀
- I might have sniffed a little when they made Geralt cry because he didn't want his mum to hurt?? Don't do this to me I am not strong enough, that got me. That really got me.
- Geralt might have murdered some people this seasons (and was SO DOWN to kill Stregebor, I crackled, I love himmmmm) but he was such a good moral compass for Ciri this season? Had so much integrity? Did they actually manage to keep him of his path of neutrality? WISE MAN GERALT? EMOTIONAL DEPTH GERALT??
- Ciri really grew on me this season! They really did her good
- Yen didn't need to grow on me, but ohhhh SHE DID. I loved her storyline. I loved her introspection - family goat Geralt I am crying
- the costumes were not perfect but honestly most of the time they were slaying and Geralts armour is now sooo much better, I'd say, improvements there too!
- black horsie is a Roach too (with subtitles on) I can forgive them
- Otto out there with the plague of '21 ??? Brooooooooo
- Fringilla absolutely deserves to live her best life, yes queen. Also Cahirs first little breakdown??
- so many book scenes I enjoyed gosh YES. I already said that but the Jaskier&Ciri one guys I melted-
- the pacing felt at times a little weird? With weird interceptions of scenes at times, like the wild hunt one at the end of episode 3(?). But that was just a minor thing that made me go. Hmm? 🤨
- I LOVE THAT VALDO IS JUST A GUY. He is just a guy! A funny little man that sings the equivalent of medieval, sappy, cliched boyband songs about love, ppfpfpf. Jaskier you PETTY bitch it's like wanting the Taylor Swift of the continent to die and I love him for it - this is the first season that I could just. watch again? right after finishing??? what a quality improvement!!
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HIT THE SLAY BUTTON 🚨🚨
i was and am absolutely sick and floored that i couldn’t find a single drag queen jamie headcanon or design. i, frankly, absolutely despise designing things, especially fashion, so i grit my teeth and went into agony to deliver this concept.
seriously, how can you not look at this kid and go “a DRAAAG QUEEN???” anyways…here’s my design notes
if i’m referring to jamie in his drag persona, i’ll be using she/her pronouns as is customary with drag queens. and forgive me for any historical or chinese errors; i cannot read or write chinese i can only speak it, and my buddy vinnie stopped answering my questions after a while.
tentative drag name: xiao long bao—yun and yang are known as the white dragon (bai long) and blue dragon (lan long) respectively, but jamie’s title is a pun: “dragon” or “long” is the title, but the entire word “xiao long bao” jsut means soup dumpling. and that’s fitting to me as a nickname for jamie, but imo, it’s not a good drag name. it’s cute and it’s fitting, but it’s not vogue, it’s not a performance name. PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS IM BEGGING YOU
jamie really seems to like having chinese inspirations in his normalwear, so it made sense to me to have his drag persona be very inspired by hanfu (i believe this is uhhh tang dynasty; the one focused on very ornate patterns with the cross-body robes and emphasis on a waistline; though normally every chinese character pulls from song-dynasty tradition). since i’m not very imaginative, this look was pulled straight from Guangzong drag queen Yuhua Hamasaki
in that traditional chinese hairstyle, jamie has 4 loops in the back with the crown and 4 major pieces of clothing, and with every swig, the loop gets untied and a piece of clothing gets taken off (numbered in order of taken off) the top of the clothes is a zhiju (2, 直裾), dark purple with a reddish iridescent pattern, with a the red xiapei (霞帔) scarf on top. it’s tied with a “horse face skirt”—mamianqun (1, 马面裙) —giving that very long dress/skirt sillohette. underneath that is a jinru (3, 晋襦), another cross-body but shorter robe that’s red and hides the typical drag queen bodysuit (4) that she can then breakdance in.
i debated the logistics of breakdancing in drag heels, but turns out elektra fence has done it on drag race before so. i don’t need to justify its plausibility.
the other two designs are kind of jokes; i’ve (against my will) been forced to see that darkstalkers felicia jamie mod, and i think it’d be a really cool if this actually was a drag thing of his, especially with my hc that yang kind of treats jamie like a beloved stray cat. and felicia’s a performer and singer; i’m sure he could do it. i did adapt some things from felicia’s design; instead of an actual tail (or even a prop one)—which could fuck up jamie’s breakdancing routine—she ties her hair at the end, where it’s dyed white to act as a “tail.” i also hope you enjoy the paw high heel concepts i came up with.
i like jttw, it’s probably my favorite legend of all time and i blame sun wukong for 40% of my personality. but quan yin is absolute fucking mother, and we must pay tribute, so like with his usual routine, jamie strips and reveals the lotus dress underneath her robes.
yun and yang are surprisingly supportive of jamie’s drag hobby, and they’re willing to participate in performances or just show up to support; hence, i think they open up the quan yin act with a fight between sun wukong (yun) and the liu er mihou (yang) before jamie comes in and breaks up the fight by distinguishing the two. the reason for yang’s pensive expression is that, because sun wukong and liu er mihou look exactly alike, then yang has to look like yun, something he despises. would require heavy convincing, but i think he’d eventually budge.
i think jamie’s drag attitude (and attitude in general) reminds me a lot of wesley snipes—an actor typically in hypermasculine action films, who played a very flamboyant drag queen. i’m referencing his role as noxemma jackson in “to wong foo” of course; everything about snipes as noxemma absolutely reeks of jamie, and i could see this being a major inspiration and influence for him
i thought a bit about jamie on rupaul’s drag race, and i concluded that he would fucking hate it. drag queens are viscous, and jamie’s good at quipping insults back, but he’s also used to being able to throw hands afterwards. i can imagine he’d say things like “even the most aggressive, dangerous street fighter cannot match the viciousness of these girls.” i also think he would not like rupaul because rupaul is racist and the judges don’t like cultural performances.
ah yes. the lesbian fucking love drag queens. drag in general—they show the fuck up. jamie in drag would summon every dyke with a 50 mile radius immediately, tips and drinks in hand to be given.
anyways, someone please tell me i’m not insane for this idea that is totally canon, peer reviewed, no notes.
#street fighter#street fighter 6#darkstalkers#sf6#third strike#jamie siu#yun lee#yang lee#drag race#drag queen#gay#my art#might draw luke’s reaction asp cause ive actually never drawn him yet
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INSTAGRAM FILES: joão felix x singer!reader
SYNOPSIS: in which you and joão slowly unveil your relationship together as you announce your new EP.
WARNING: incorrect portuguese to english translation
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yourusername cooking something in the lab ⚗️
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user1 are we having another album soon ? 👀
user2 after a year and a half the drought is finally oveeeeeeeer
user3 omg imagine if she features someone in a track with her 😣
user4 hmm, miss olivia rodrigo liked her post
user5 she literally follows y/n of course there's a possibility that she could like her posts lmao y'all reaching sometimes
oliviarodrigo 😍😍
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yourusername after eight months of working on this EP, i am very happy to finally announce that OUT OF THE BLUE will be out in a week!! the entire song genre is something that i’ve never worked with before but it is heavily inspired by the experiences, memories and happenings that i went through this year and i am proud to say that the songs featured in this EP are my ultimate favorites in all of my creations! i hope you guys will enjoy listening to my craft as much as i enjoyed preparing it!
p.s. to my muse, to the sole reason of this EP (you know who you are) thank you so much for the support and love you have given me relentlessly. this one is for you ❤️
conangray slay miss bae 😍
madisonbeer can’t wait for the release!!! 💗
user1 wAIT A DAMN MINUTE-
user1 EP LAUNCH WITH A SOFT LAUNCH-
user1 MISS MA'AM WE MISSED AN ENTIRE CHAPTER WHAT THE FUCK
user2 this is a live broadcast of y/n stans losing their minds bcs of this ep announcement + the soft launch 😭
user3 user1 mood 😭😭
jennaortega ❤️❤️❤️
user4 joao what r u doing here fam
user5 can he not be a y/n stan like the majority of us lingering in her ig posts my god
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joaofelix79 an out of the blue beach trip ⛱️
user1 damn u look fine as fuck
user2 ive never wanted to be a seat so bad in my entire life
user3 that caption ???? anyone noticing something ???
user4 wait are u a y/n fan too? 😭
user3 user4 she's my wife ❤️
user5 please provide context for us uncultured people in the back
user3 user5 so basically y/n posted her new ep entitled OUT OF THE BLUE just last week and joao has been liking her ig posts and now we have his caption 🤔
user4 not only that but y/n soft launched someone in her ig feed too and then we have joao posting that middle pic holding hands with someone AND Y/N LIKED IT
enzojfernandez have fun brother!
chelseafc enjoy joaofelix79 ☺️
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yourusername guess we're doing this out of the blue 🤷🏻♀️ the last year had been absolutely memorable for me with you by my side. i can never thank the universe enough for letting our paths cross, for letting us create all the beautiful memories we have together. i love you always, my muse ❤️
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jennaortega you guys are so cute please 😭
masonmount the cat’s finally out of the bag!!
oliviarodrigo finding someone willing to change spots with me when they start acting all lovey-dovey 😍
chelseafc beautiful couple ❤️
joaofelix79 poderia escrever muitas páginas para dizer o quanto te amo, mas agora ambos sabemos que nenhuma palavra poderia ser suficiente para o quanto significas para mim e o quanto te amo. por causa disso, continuarei a fazê-lo mostrando-te o quanto em vez disso. tu fazes de mim o amor mais feliz, eu amo-te tanto ❤️ i could write a plenty of pages to say how much i love you but by now we both know no words could suffice to how much you mean to me and how much i love you. because of that, i will continue doing so by showing you how much instead. you make me the happiest love, i love you so much.
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#☆ i4bellingham writes.#☆ joão felix#joão felix imagine#joão felix x you#joão felix x reader#joão felix one shot#joão felix social media au#joão felix fanfic#joão felix fanfiction#joao felix x you#joao felix x reader#joao felix one shot#joao felix imagine#joao felix social media au#joao felix fanfic#joao felix fanfiction#joao felix
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THE NEW EPISODE OF HELLUVA BOSS FRICKING DESTROYED ME!! 😭
Seeing blitz trying to apologize to stolas the best he could, even though he’s severely out of his element, while also being at a yearly party created for all the people he hurt messed me up.
Kudos to stolas for finding the words to express how he feels, about wanted to be wanted, wanting to be loved. AND ALSO FRICKING SLAYING HIS HEART OUT AT THAT SONG! I’m so dejected I’m currently clogged in one ear so i couldn’t hear it fully. That what the rewatch is for~
Verosika looked absolutely stunning this episode! and her reasoning for hosting the party, not just for her, but for everyone else blitz had hurt is so wholesome. AND finally getting some backstory on how blitz and her had broken up. She got so much character development this episode and I’m so happy for her. 🥹
#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss season 2 episode 9 spoilers#blitz#stolas goetia#stolitz#verosika mayday#the next episode is gonna be fricking heartbreaking as well. so looking forward to that /gen
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Who are your top 5 (or top 3) favorite characters each from Jujutsu Kaisen and Fairy Tail? And why you loved them? And your top 5 favorite moments each from both series? Thx :D
yippeee thank you for the askkk :3 here's my top 5 from jjk:
1. okkotsu yuta, fell in love tbh like i was reading the manga and watching season one in 2020 so when yuta was revealed in s1 (v briefly) i got interested and picked the manga up and ooh la la 😻😻 15 year old me was so captivated by this guy like wdym he's super strong, handsome and also an absolute gentleman??? he's literally my bf please 😕💔 i have a type and i'm not ashamed (dudes that are nervous and shy and look like absolute losers but could actually wreck your shit yes sir)
2. nanami kento; bro IS HIM HE GETS ALL THE BITCHES 😤😤 he's lit a gentleman, makes good money, strong AND he's got great looks???? mans cured my daddy issues INSTANTLY, and in season two??? i was going absolutely FERAL oh nooo season two nanami save me season two nanamiiiii
3. geto suguru, are you noticing a pattern here have you seem this guy, like bro was still him even after he defected wdymmm his high school persona is what got me tho 🤭 i can see why he was more popular than gojo, i like adult geto just as much thou because oh my ghee i need that hair routine
4. zen'in mai AND maki, listen bro, i fucking LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE THE SISTERS. idc. i'll stay defending mai, y'all just don't get her like i do y'all domt get her like iiii doooooo 😫😫 i may be a little more biased towards mai because liek i relate to her sm on a different level but hey, sisters. love those two. lit me.
5. mahoraga. i will not elaborate. all ima say rn is: hear me out.
for fairy tail here's my top five and why i love them sm :3
1. erza scarlet, queen is SLAYING. girl's power is literally to serve absolute cunt while beating the living shit out of you??? what's NOT to love about erza? she rightfully has the title as the fairy queen 🤭
2. lucy heartfilia, tbh she's up there because i wanted to spite the immature little boys in the fandom that hated lucy because she was "weak" (bffr my queen is NOT weak) but i actually grew to like her character a lot because lucy has shown herself to have amazing character development, like you go girl
3. jellal/mystogan, listen man i'm an absolute sucker for this guy, he has me on a chokehold 😞 "it was the color of your hair" sir please, sir PLEASEEEE NOTICE ME I HAVE RED HAIR (my hair is pink) (that's it, that's the reason he's so handsome)
4. zeref. ZEREF IS SO UNDErLOVED. when i said i liked guys who looked absolutely pathetic and look like losers i was NOT joking 💀 bro looks like he listens to pierce the veil or panic at the disco (their old music) and vent to the sadder songs but would absolutely fucking destroy you in one touch 😭
5. ok this is controversial...but acnologia. listen. listen. his human form?? just like mahoraga. hear me out. i will not elaborate.
i don't really have a top five moments from either show, unfortunately :( both are equally amazing to me and there's just too many scenes to pick from, i'd be writing an essay 😭 if i had to choose from one thou, from fairy tail is when natsu sees erza crying and absolutely loses it and jjk is actually in the intro of the first season, where itadori is recording everyone it's just so sweet :( the calm before the storm
#juju's.thoughts 💭#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk yuuta#juju's love.letters 💌#juju's.nonnies 💛#yuta okkotsu#lucy heartfilia#fairy tail#crossover#cursed.talk👻#fairy.talk👆#erza scarlet#nanami kento#geto suguru#mai zenin#maki zenin#mahoraga#jellal fernandes#mystogan#zeref dragneel#acnologia#listen just hear me out#PLEASE PLEASEEEE HEAR ME OUT#hear me out#anime and manga
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MY PERSONAL STARKID MUSICAL TIERLIST
(disclaimer: these are MY opinions. this is in NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM meant to be DISRESPECTFUL or HATEFUL of other's opinions. i AM leaving out a VHS christmas carol as i have yet to see it)
13 -A Very Potter Senior Year
ok ok, i get it. it's part of the potter trilogy of starkid. something about it, however, just didn't make it stand out. it isn't at the bottom because i didn't like it, it's down here because i didn't like it AS MUCH as the others.
12 -A Very Potter Sequal
once again; a good fucking musical, just didn't stand out as much as others did to me.
11 - Ani
this musical was funny as hell and i'm always a sucker for shows that nick lang acts in. however, while i know that it's a parody plot, i never could be interested in star wars, no matter how hard i tried. while it was funny, and i found it to be interesting, i didn't laugh as hard as some people because i didn't understand some of the jokes made about the show. this musical is placed at 11th purely because i cannot physically or mentally bring myself to enjoy the star wars franchise.
10 -Firebringer
i love the characters, i love some of the jokes, i love some of the songs. that being said, i feel like this musical was one of the lesser entertaining of the starkid musicals. there were so many things going on that it was hard to understand everything. that being said, the SOLE reason i placed this one above Ani is the line "fuck no, zazz" being a response to zazzalil flirting with clark up at the keyboard.
9 -Twisted
the plot, characters, songs, and HOLY SHIT DYLAN SAUNDERS AS JA'FAR WAS NOT SOMETHING I KNEW THAT I NEEDED. the entire musical was SO GOOD. the only reason this musical is placed at 9th is because i HAVE to place my personal favorites higher.
8 -A Very Potter Musical
while i placed the other two of the potter trilogy at the bottom of the list, avpm is a strong 8th place here. joey richter as ron, lauren lopez as draco, and quirrelmort (along with the entirety of the rest of the show, these were just my favorite parts) all made this musical amazing. a timeless piece.
7 - Me and My Dick
mamd is an interesting one to rank. i didn't really know where to put it, but i stand firm that it's 7th here. the music, the characters, everything. it's a timeless piece that show the absolute talent starkid had even back at the beginning of the company.
6 -Trail To Oregon!
tto was one of my first introductions to starkid. it was definitely one of the most funny in my opinion. i think the song that placed it so high was 'Independence!' purely because of joey (shh no one can tell who my favorite starkid is, it's fine). once again, not placed higher only because my top five CANNOT be beat.
5 -Holy Musical, B@man!
this one is very similar to Ani. i had no clue of the plot, i'm not into the superhero shows. HOWEVER the characters and songs were more captivating, and i think it was funnier (still also a sucker for shows nick lang acts in)
4 -The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
it was a difficult pick between this one and the next, but i had to place number 4 where it is. tgwdlm was my FIRST introduction to starkid. the music is great, jon matteson slayed (as he always does), ted made me love the spankoffski's before i knew who they were, and the whole show was amazing. once again, only not placed higher because my top 3 cannot be matched.
3 -Black Friday
HOLY SHIT. angela as lex, kendall as hannah and tim, dylan as tom, lauren as linda, JON AS WIGGLY WTF I LOVED THIS MUSICAL SO MUCH HOLY SHIT.
2 -Starship
this one may get me in hot water, but i'm not afraid of controversy if it means i get to be correct. NOT ONLY is JOEY the protagonist, he has kick ass songs, nick lang acts, joe walker as up, krayonder, JUNIOR. THIS MUSICAL IS TOP TIER AND I WILL FIGHT FOR THAT.
1 -Nerdy Prudes Must Die
you all know i had to do it. joey as peter spankoffski, mariah as stephanie lauter, ANGELA AS GRACE, THE SUMMONING WTF, will made the PERFECT max, the ENTIRE THING WAS SO GOOD WTF I LOVED ALL OF IT.
#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#team starkid#npmd#trail to oregon#holy musical b@man#starkid starship#me and my dick#a very potter musical#a very potter sequel#a very potter senior year#ani: a parody#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier#firebringer
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ᴅᴜᴀʟ ᴘᴏꜱɪᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛꜱ
author note: no one asked for this but after stanning zb1 i decided to watch boys planet for the lore and now I need to get my thoughts off my chest. I'm also too lazy to talk about them all so ill only do the ones that stood out to me.
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starting off strong with this banger
i was SEATED from beginning to end
genuinely one of my favorite performances out of all of them just because of how powerful and visually clean this group was on stage
the beat had me hooked from the start
LOOK AT MY LIPS, LOOK AT MY HIPS, LOOK AT ME SLAYING THIS WHOLE WORLD
phanbin's facial expressions left me in shock
this man's stage presence is so strong
didn't really notice him before this but now he has all my attention
i also think that his rapping has improved a lot since the start
and don't get me started on na kamden
honestly one of the only reasons why this isn't my all time favorite stage is just because of how much they focused on the dance aspect
like with people like yujin and zihao on the team, i can see why that might have been a conscious decision
but making everything so dance focused when it was a dance AND rap stage made it seem like something was lacking
my man kamden still slayed tho
the deep voice, the slight rasp, the flow control
lock me up your honor because i love him
NOW ONTO YUJIN
the deep voice had me GAGGED
what happened to my son?!?!??!? (can you tell he's one of my bias wreakers)
puberty hit him hard and fast
genuinely thought he had the killing part for a hot second because that little leg kicky thing that he did?!?!? absolute gold.
he also ate up his little part of the dance break choreo
the way he was so proud when back koo-young praised his dance made my heart heal a little
on the other hand, the way mnet didn't post anything about wang zihao making the second part of the dance break!?!?!
like they gave him no screentime at all
but i also love how everyone was hyping him up in the comments and informing everyone that he choreographed some of the song
cause that man's krumping is not a joke
hes so talented and i hope more people listen to his solo works
THE LEG DROP THE LEG DROP THE LEG DROP THE LEG DROP
will never stop talking about it bcs the people need to know
i left yedam for last because he didn't really stand out to me in this performance :( even with the killing part
defo loved his raspy voice in the intro though i think i really tied everything together
as yunseo said i could feel the madness in his eyes and it was really impressive to say the least
i think he had the least impression just because of how strong his other teammates were
plus the cohesiveness of the whole performance made it hard to pick him out from the crowd
but as a whole it was a really amazing stage that felt super professional and it slowly became one of my favorites out of all boys planet performances.
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taerae. thats all i have to say.
before this performance he was one of my bias wreakers
now i have a feeling he's becoming my ult
he OWNED this stage hands down and I'm so glad that people agree with me
everyone's saying that this is the moment where his debut was secured and i honestly agree
i mean look into his sparkly passionate eyes and tell me that you don't absolutely adore him and think he's the most amazing, cute, talented, person ever
youngjoon saying he loved taerae's smile is my roman empire because SAME BESTIE, SAME
overall this performance didn't really speak to me when i first watched it because i've heard the original and that put my expectations SKY high (listen to infinite people)
but as i rewatched it and started really getting into it to it i got the hype
it also produced the iconic line
JAL BAWABWA IREON GIBUNEUL NEUKKINDAMYEON NEGE PPAJINGEOYA
but moving on from my man
dongyeol really surprised me with his vocals
i feel like he really deserved more credit with how well he was supporting and the amount of emotion in his voice
his high note with taerae also made me feel something
mingyu being loud also made me laugh a little
i was also pleasantly surprised with his vocals considering how he sounded in that viral video of him practicing loudly
i think his improvement should be studied fr cause i think he added a sense of humor and amusement to the stage which i genuinely don't hate
woojin was the one who stood out the least to me which i predicted from the start
as sub vocalist 3 but main rapper i thought the rap would let him have his time to shine but personally mingyu stole the show
mnet also gave him like 3 whole seconds of exposure throughout the whole performance which may have been another reason why i felt he was the weakest of the 4
genuinely feel like that was a more broadcasting issue than a him issue though which makes me sad :(
overall a really sweet and cute stage that i would defo rewatch whenever i have the time
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ya'll they're called aces for a reason because this performance ate the house DOWN
literally the second i saw hanbin, zhang hao, gunwook, and hui on the same team i knew it was over
also the way i didn't know hoe-taek was hui from pentagon was shameful (don't come for me pls)
i literally figured it out after i saw a tiktok saying that when he was singing tomboy he was singing his ex-girlfriends, ex-group's song(he dated soojin for the ppl that don't know)
the way i went into shock for a hot minute
anyways back to the performance
love love loved zhang hao's prechorus
i feel like it felt really rushed and emotional but in the best way possible
even with the sub vocalist 1 and sub rapper 1 positions (plus the fact that he didn't get the killing part) i think that he really got the most out of his lines and made the performance his own
the way they changed "why are you cranky boy" to "why are you cranky girl" kind of threw me off though
like let them embrace their inner twink mnet
censoring the chorus of the song also kind of disappointed me cause i felt that it made the song feel less powerful
but i already knew it was coming as bp is meant to be a "family friendly" broadcast (I'm say this in the most sarcastic way possible)
gunwooks rap tho...
the way it was stuck in my head for a solid week is probably really unhealthy but i don't care
TOO MANY PEOPLE, AND TOO MANY PROBLEMS, TOO MANY PROUDLY, AND TOO MANY cute~
like yes KING speak your truth
on a side note can we appreciate their outfits because i was stunned from the second i saw them
it was giving alt rock fashion in the best way possible
will never get over that pink shirt on gunwook and hanbin's almost natural hair look
give those stylists a raise
the duet that hanbin and hui had while holding each other and making eye contact gave me the absolute chills
they were creating such a powerful atmosphere while also serving killer vocals
and hui's high note after all that left me shook bcs you're telling me this man sang all of that and still had the breath to go into a long, stable highnote!?!?
i don't believe you
okay i promise this is the last thing im gonna talk about but the "its neither man nor woman" part left me REELING
the adlibs, the high note, the layering of vocals was all chefs kiss
that was the cherry on top to this whole performance and the second i heard that i knew they would win
every second of this stage was charged with passion and emotion and im living for it
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THE it stage
in most of the personal rankings i've seen online this stage has come first
and honestly i get it
its such a refreshing change from all the other performances and it truly feels fun and enjoyable
like i love how every single person got to shine in their own way
the way park hyun been ate UP though
like when i first watched the performance i was so surprised because since when has he been this good at rapping!?!? maybe that's just me tho
him, haruto, and keita definitely carried the rapping for me
about keita
I love him sm he's actually such a cutie with his little hat
in fact unpopular opinion but i actually liked the stage aesthetics in general including the outfits
idk what it was but the neon green was hitting real hard (its the inner neo in me)
And the RAPPING oml i had to take a breather after he finished his rap because i was in SHOCK
one of the best self-made raps ive heard, and the flow is just so controled
i'm also in love with his rapping voice in general??? idk what it is but it makes me feel some type of way
defo one of the main stars for me, but i think you all saw that coming because look at him
ollie coming in with his little rap made me so happy cause he's genuinely such a cute
not as strong as the other rappers (and as sub rapper 3 i expected that) but he still made an impact in the performance which i love
now i've saved the best one for last
WUMUTI-TI-TI
she's got a point, she's an icon, she's a legend, and she IS the moment
i can't even say his name properly anymore bcs of this
defo the highlight of this performance and one of the main reasons i love it
also the the way that no one was talking about wumuti's vocals?!?!?
his high note when he sang "lights camera action baby" should go into the history books fr
if i had to pick one trainee that owned this song i wouldn't be able to because of how well rounded everyone on this performance was
their teamwork and their overall fun natures just made this stage x10000 better
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ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴀ
when i tell you i was SAT for the entirety of this performance you better believe it
the way this performance had so many iconic moments
"hush hush" and "I'm sorry did I make you anxious?"
yes. yes you did.
THE kim jiwoong saying THAT line?!?!
im sobbing
but then i also remembered how cute he was when he was begging for the killing part and showing off his english to mathew in the behind scenes
like give his man a high five because he ate that up
iconic moment no.2 isn't even part of the performance but i can't leave this out because it's a cannon moment
"How many years have you been performing love killa??"
best believe that my man gyuvin ate that up fr
he spoke the truth and only the truth
also his stage presence throughout the whole song was crazyyyyyyy
literally had to rewatch it again just to focus on him and his facial expressions
and the way that mathew and seo won carried the vocals made me so proud
it wasn't really a vocally powerful song and i feel like it had the same issue as law but instead of not enough emphasis on the rap it was the vocals
but they still tried their best and i think that they did stand out in some ways
now the OUTFITS i have to talk about
these stylists need a raise fr cause the way that the red suits fit the stage so well
but the way that they covered seo won and gyuvin's chest made me giggle a little
overall i would say that its defo not as polished as some of the other performances, but the overall concept and vibe suited all the trainees so much that the execution was bound to be amazing
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ᴍɪꜱᴄ
these are just a few noteworthy moments from the performances i didn't talk about
i need to get this off my chest
cha woongki carried the feel special team on his back
they better have thanked all the gods above that gunwook kicked him out of his first pic otherwise that performance would have been so screwed
the way it felt like a whole solo song just for him because no one else wanted to sing :(
another thing i wanted to talk about was the limousine performance
the way i was shocked by how good it was
they trashed mnet, they ate, and then they left (literally)
i was gonna talk about it but i didn't have the time, so just know that it has a very special place in my heart
special mention number 3 goes to jongwoo
as a rapper being put in a VERY vocally difficult song like home, im so glad that he overcame the difficulties and placed 1st cause he deserves it
his facial expressions never fail to get me every time
i also think he's such an amazing leader and deserves credit for that
might be a little biased though cause he's one of my favorite boys planet trainees
#help i have bp brainrot#i'm shook to the core#watching these performances has been an enlightening experience#nini blabs ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡#boys planet#zb1#zerobaseone#jebewon#zb1 hanbin#zb1 ricky#zb1 yujin#zb1 taerae#zb1 matthew#zb1 zhang hao#zb1 gyuvin#zb1 gunwook#zb1 jiwoong#boys planet headcannons#zb1 headcannons
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svt SERVED those mermen, or whatever they were going for, looks. never seen before sways, sauves and smolders. what did you like most about the mv?<3
aaaaa I'm so happy to see you in my inbox, hii🥰
this is long and rant-ish, i apologise <33
what WERE they going for, the cave and ocean scenes lead to mermen but the tarot concept was so detached from that..though if you think about it, if we're talking sirens I guess it all ties in together with the spell concept?
serve is an understatement, like you could put an idol in an outfit but you cannot make them WEAR the outfit the way it deserves to be worn. that jun fit (I can't find any gifs from the mv in the search bar yet) was made that much better because he knew how to pose and move to its benefit
chan absolutely left me speechless at his part and that outfit (though not smth im personally that big a fan of) created the interesting imagery to catch the attention which he had the task of keeping on himself AND KEEP IT HE DIDD
idk why im so happy with hao's tie dye shirt, tank top and loose pants combo, might be because it's different than the other flashy and intricate pieces or because he reaallly suits flailing oversized shirts. who knows :]
hoshi pulling out those wings had me like oh! I didn't know we were doing angels as well?? hahah, honestly I think the one thing that made me a bit uncomfortable was hoshi having a serious face on for the entire mv lol like he has the smoldering gaze and the sad expressions and I couldn't pinpoint it until now but I'm not used to seeing him like this for a whole song.. that being said, amazing presence as always
I'm still crazy about the outfits and omg the accessoriesss and jun's earring being the centre of a shot, insane
genuinely can't tell you which part is my fave because I watched it only once, I don't know what to do with myself. you know that feeling where something is so amazing you need to talk to someone about it (like quite literally yell and shake them) that watching it alone without the possibility to do that is too much..yeahh
I'm scrolling through hoshi's stories rn and a snippet came up and I started fangirling again 😮💨 ALSO he posted smiley photos and im laughing cause all is right again!! sorry that I can't post ss rn
I have to say my mouth was agape with the jun and hao shot, the props, the heart, the colours..beautiful, I love practical effects (if you can call it that?)..the shot of jun laying on the beach is so peaceful, I loved that as well
EDIT: I just watched it again.. im heated from punching the air im so hyped its insane
thing is this mv made me like so many things I usually don't enjoy for reasons beyond my understanding like icy landscapes.. I have some questions about the combo of sets but it's okay
turns out they all had the more casual fits as I suspected, it's just that hao had a parallel shot with jun in his slay coat-y fit
(I just realised how good joshua would look in this makeup...everyone else too oh my goodness now im even happier we got this..and also I wonder what they did for vocal team's mv)
honestly i started rewatching and went "it's gonna be most of the scenes, isn't it..yeah this one..and this one too..this one is also amazing" like I can't pick a fave 🥹💗 songwise, I loveee the spell part but that is also related to the fact I was already in need to get my energy out somehow and it gave me a reason to, it's so fun lol
please tell me what part you liked!! ☺️ i thought I was more normal about this but apparently nahh
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Annon-Guy: Thoughts on the songs from Shadow The Hedgehog (Game)?
"I Am (All of Me)" perfectly encapsulates, to me, everything they're trying to get across with what the main game themes are. The capacity for both great good and terrible evil inside all of us, and the specific struggle Shadow has to face in deciding how to direct his immense power. It's all coated in that Edgy Branding that Shadow built up. I think the only criticism I can give it is that in order to parallel the first and second verses, the rhyme scheme is limited and sounds a little amateurish. That said, it is a video game for teens, it doesn't have to be high art in order to be a good game, and toying too much with the phrasing to get other rhymes to work wouldn't necessarily make it better. It's just an unfortunate result of having to use the particular rhyme scheme over. The game hits you with an absolute banger right out of the box. I approve.
I wasn't a fan in my younger days of either the deep rumbling vocals or the higher pitch more gravely growls in "Almost Dead." I appreciate them a bit more now, but I still find it hard to decipher the lyrics, even knowing what they are, because they meld together with the harsher blown out electric guitar. I understand these are staples of the Metal Genre, but it's why I'm more into power metal and symphonic metal over straight heavy metal a lot of the time. That said, it works surprisingly well as a dark theme. Part of the appeal of a game where you can choose to be good or evil, even though the choice largely doesn't matter in the broader context of this game given the true ending, is that feeling of righteous anger and getting to unleash your fury and rage. But the morbid lyrics almost beg you to question that. Shadow isn't really happy going down this dark path. The lyrics signal a sort of resignation to a fate where he's hated by others and can't trust the people he fights beside and feels caught in the middle of two sides of a world he can't relate to. Which brings us to...
"Waking Up." A guilty pleasure of mine and definitely where I would have put my vote in the poll if it wasn't for "All Hail Shadow." Waking up feels much more like Shadow indulging in a righteous anger. Teen me loved this song and when we were picking songs in Dance Class, this is one I put forward as something we could choreograph to. Didn't end up happening but man, it would have been rad. Works tremendously as the neutral end theme. It really hammers in that this is Shadow doing things for himself. While his goals may occasionally align with someone else's, he's ultimately out here to break anything he feels like if he thinks it will get him answers. Slay, king.
Unironically, "The Chosen One" was a theme I once arranged for a poetry assignment in English class to "write a song about what it feels like to be a teenager. Edgy as fuck and cringe as hell. I had so much power being unlimited cringe back then. That said I do think the song resonated with me for a reason. Besides the broader experience of chūnibyō (中二病), with that obnoxious anime protag phase I absolutely had, I do think the main sentiment of the theme of inheriting a responsibility I wasn't aware I signed up for by being born and having to move forward in a world that I suddenly understand is imperfect. Teenage years are about slowly easing into adulthood and realizing that childhood magic is largely a gift bestowed upon you by the adults in your life and that being a teenager is a sticky place where you have the rights of a child but are shouldering more of the responsibilities of an adult.
You get exposed to a lot of problems of the adult world and have no real experience to realize that even the stuff that looks easy on the outside is complicated, so you get this idea as a teen that either you're the smartest person to ever exist and being a teen is so unfair because if adults would just let you take a crack at it you could *totally* fix things (delusions of grandeur) or you see this yawning void of joyless drudgery and realize it's all too much for you so suddenly and you're being asked to help contribute to a world you barely understand and it's 3 AM and you're gaming even though you have school later and realize that your future, at least if you want a better world, is going to be picking up the pieces in the aftermath of problems you didn't create and you feel like a lamb to slaughter (this is mostly depression, I think.) It's coming to terms with imperfect parents, realizing you're alive against your will and it's nobody's fault, coming to terms with your own imperfections.
For Shadow it's a much more direct lyrical connection. It's him coming to terms with the fact that he was created with a specific purpose that he's being expected to fulfill, even though he doesn't have a full understanding of his past and himself. It's him realizing that he has to inherit the purpose he was born for and the life his past self led, including the harm he did in SA2 and during the events of Shadow The Hedgehog as well in order to remember even a fraction of who he is and what he has to do. The almost mournful wailing of the guitar in this alt-rock masterpiece and that uncertain synth droning vibration ending honestly carry so much. Absolutely a number 3 pick. Ratatosk DotNW could have had a vibe like this and it would have been so cool. Shadow stepping the fuck up and realizing even if he doesn't understand everything fully, that he still needs to make the right choice for the good of humanity, even though he's doomed to be, basically, alone in this task forever because he's functionally immortal. Absolute king shit and I love me a sad boy with a god complex, even if that sad boy is a 50+ year old alien hedgehog alien.
Crush 40 absolutely crushing it with "All Hail Shadow." My top pick. Unironically feels more like a vengeance song than the dark theme does. Shadow is in his element and this is audibly a triumphant song, but the lyrics are almost DANGEROUS. This is Shadow absorbed in the absolute euphoria of being able to justify all his pain by throwing down against an enemy he doesn't fully understand. He's been given blanket permission by the "good guys" to throw hands and he is more than happy to take them up on that opportunity. This song is "fuck it, we ball" at its finest. Shadow the Hedgehog woke the fuck up, couldn't remember a goddamn thing and went "neat, I fucking hate this but since there's nowhere else to go but up, let's fucking GO." The song unironically feels like a reward for being a goodie two-shoes without making you take off your edgy dark eye-shadow and goth/scene/emo clothing. The game is about an edgyboy shooting guns and driving vehicles and smashing everything in the way, so the song does lean a bit heavy on the glorifying violence aspect, even lyrically, but dear god. This is Shadow and the player wallowing in the euphoria and power fantasy of being given permission to raise hell. Delicious. 10/10 no notes.
"E.G.G.M.A.N." is a remix that almost lives up to the original. The extra synth and cutting the original vocals together to up the scat factor that showed up at the tail of the original rendition and cutting the lyrics as a whole down to just the essentials is honestly an incredible move. Keeps everything good about the original and amps up some of the parts that needed attention. Maybe it's the rose-tinted goggles, but the original will always be better in my opinion. But holy crap this is how you do a remix, especially considering that Eggman goes back to being a background character in this game rather than a playable and focal character like he was in SA2. Chef's kiss.
"Never Turn Back" is absolutely a baller ending theme. The sad reprise of "All of Me" as part of the intro is a stellar move. Crush 40 is incapable of missing. Not as triumphant as "All Hail Shadow" but the more steady, almost shanty/worksong rhythm has such a rugged and determined feeling. This is confidence. Shadow has decided what he's about now and he's sticking to his guns from here on out. He's moving forward regardless of what's true or not, he's decided what he wants regardless of and independent from everyone else.
This is my first time learning the history behind "Broken." I did see the trivia about it being an unused hero theme because they couldn't get the rights in time. I'm actually kind of glad. "The Chosen One" being written especially for the game makes it more fitting anyway and it wouldn't exist without the mishap, but I can definitely see where they were going with "Broken" and it honestly gives me that same feeling "The Chosen One" does about, well, what being a teen felt like. Coming into your own identity, but still wanting to be approved of by others, or at least not hated for being who you want to be, and the tension that sort of thing creates.
The Music from Shadow the Hedgehog is honestly always going to sit in a foundational place in my core. Absolutely stellar stuff that hit my squishy brain at exactly the right time in my life to get wedged there permanently. An absolutely incredible track list.
#annon-guy2#Shadow the Hedgehog#Sonic the Hedgehog#music analysis#opinions#character analysis#Answering this a wee bit late because life absolutely kneecapped me in the worst way recently#but I persist#I am going to kick life's ass back even harder I swear
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6. One of Your Girls - Troye Sivan
"You got the key to my heart and I need it"
Listen I know everybody's obsessed with this song, but it's for good reason. I don't know what Sivan put in it to make it so infectiously fun yet emotionally sincere, but he managed it. Personally, as an ace (it's complicated) woman, I relate to this song in a way that I don't think was intended. Wanting things out of a relationship that you don't think are possible, or that you don't think you could even offer yourself. I know asexuality is absolutely not what Sivan is singing about ever, but maybe there is something about very queer songs by very queer artists that makes them relatable to all kinds of queer people everywhere. Slay.
5. Hentai - Rosalía
"Segundo es chingarte, lo primero e' Dios"
I mean what an insane fucking line. And I know I just said I was ace (kinda), and this is a super explicit song, but her. You don't know me. I love the way she takes this "vulgar" subject (sex and sexual desire), and through her vocal performance, turns it into the beautiful and profound thing that it maybe always was. The production is also insane. Rosalía is some kind of musical genius, this is a perfect song to me.
*Inspired by @coffeejoshy, I've decided to post my top songs of 2023. However, this is gonna be a little bit different, since it won't only be songs that came out this year. Instead, I will include one song from each of the 24 albums I've listened to the most this year, according to Deezer. Also, this will follow a kind of 12 days of Christmas structure, cause I love having a little treat everyday. These songs are in no particular order of preference.
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MILGRAM Best Song Tournament, Round 1, Match 2 BRING IT ON vs. AFTER PAIN
Propaganda for both options under the cut!
Propaganda for BRING IT ON:
"Reasons why Bring it On should win:
- Just by starting the song, the instrumentals are BANGER. Like his more rock style is very cool, even better than After Pain’s more mellow style - Arthur’s voice (Futa’s va) had bills due because have you HEARD his singing?? His raspier voice fits Futa so well - It feels so explosive and like a call to action in a sense, which very much matches Futa’s mentality during trial 1. He also wasn’t playing victim like a CERTAIN girl… (jk, love you mu!) - SAA HAJIMEYOU USOTSUKI KARIDA - UNDEAD HEROOOI YES SLAY KING HIS HIGH NOTE HERE IS HEAVENLY - His scream at the end. Oh my god. HE LITERALLY ATE THIS NOTE. AFTER PAIN COULD NEVER. BRING IT ON FTW 🔥🔥🔥" - His range goes WAAAAAY higher than Mu. She would end up like PHG if she even tried hitting any of his high notes in the last chorus /j
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- The vocals are amazing, those growls are so well done - You’re able to get Fuuta’s crime and motive pretty succinctly, only based on the visuals - But it still leaves a lot up to interpretation, like how he only attacked once in the final fight scene. It lead to some cool theories. - On that note, the game aspects are so cool!! Especially when paired with him going after people online, just good synergy with awesome style! - Fuuta’s scared face after he realizes what he did. The great contrast of other foes simply being knocked out then being met with blood splatter. - The tempo of the song changing with his mood is a really good touch as well. Make the song more chaotic which highlights his character traits well
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"propaganda for bring it on: the music FUCKS it genuinely slaps so hard listening to it. song style is incredible its perfect for fuutas personality and gamer vibes. also the way the mv frames everything as a game? the only time real blood and real gore happens being when killcheroy dies? the little details of all the usernames, the different monster designs, the generally distorted feel of everything being too lighthearted?
okay i could go on about the mv for hours but lets not. aside from that: the FEEL of the song!!! the vocals!!!! it really feels like fuuta putting his whole heart into it, into this point of view that both blows problems out of proportion and minimises them, and DEEPLY fucking up. my darling little hypocrite gamer boy twitter user. he makes his witch hunt genuinely sound like something that could sweep people up into it. also the instruments goddddd. the guitar and synth the bass and the drums the DRUMS. im relistening to it to write this propaganda and it keeps making me headbang when i should be writing. if you arent headbanging to bring it on you are LYING.
the way the lyrics are written is wonderful too!!!! they feel so brash and brave and powerful and like. cocky about it. and it fits PERFECTLY. its gets someone swept up into it and it FUCKS. vote bring it on im serious. lets go!! a victory march!! dan da dan!!"
Propaganda for AFTER PAIN:
"so here is why people should vote for AFTER PAIN !!"
Muu's vocals. Need I say more?
The bridge to it is absolutely wonderfully done, the way she softens her vocals to an almost creepy point is incredible
during the final chorus you can hear the desperation in her voice and it’s very well portrayed
The coloring in this music video were phenomenal
The overlapping vocals at the end of the song just have a really really nice effect
Its just a pure banger
In some parts of the song there’s the sound of a clock ticking in the background used as a sort of beatline… GENIUS??
Its just a banger
even with what we found out about Muu in her second trial, After Pain on its own portrayed bullying in a very realisitc and artistic way (from someone who deals with it regularly)
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"After pain propoganda: She just girlbossed too close to the sun and happened to be holding a knife at the time"
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"Gosh everything about After Pain... How can you NOT like it? It's literally such a good song and is very singable. The instrumentation is absolutely amazing and I've listened to it on loop so much."
#milgram#milgramtournament#fuuta kajiyama#muu kusunoki#(ooc: im voting for bring it on because i love his dumb stupid walk cycle. and also his evil little laugh at the beginning)
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hello folks!!! it is time for doctor who series 9 rankings!!!
1. Heaven Sent (9x11) - peak. fucking. doctor who. one of my (and many other's) favourite episodes of ALL TIME and for a REASON!!!! it's so clever and well written and well acted and it's visually GORGEOUS like!!! peter capaldi is so good and i firmly believe he's the only actor who could've pulled this off, basically a 50 minute monologue come on man!!! i wish i could watch it for the first time again it's brilliant
2. Face the Raven (9x10) - SO GOOD!!! i love rigsy and i'm so glad he came back haha. clara's death is actually so heartbreaking and SJSJSJ the conversation between her and the doctor omg THE WAY SHE USES HER LAST MOMENTS TO MAKE SURE HE WON'T SEEK REVENGE OR ANYTHING OMG i love that!!! and it's also like visually so so so beautiful like visuals are a big part of how much i enjoy an episode as you might have noticed if you've seen my rankings before, like honestly i don't care too much about if the cgi is good or not etc. but them colours and lights and stuff need to be right!!!!!
3. Under the Lake/Before the Flood (9x3/9x4) - this is, again, SO good, i LOVE timey wimeyness doctor who should do WAY MORE timey wimeyness like you're a time travel show, USE IT!!!! i like the side characters and the beginning of before the flood with 12 explaining bootstrap paradox to the audience is so great and THE FADE FROM 12'S GUITAR TO THE THEME!!! it makes me so happy
4. Hell Bent (9x12) - is it a perfect episode? no. but i think it gets SO MUCH undeserved hate. i love love love clara in this, and the scene where her or the doctor have to forget everything is so good imo. i'm really interested in gallifrey and i haven't seen much of classic who yet so i take every scene in new who very gratefully and with great interest. i THINK people criticise the episode for having 12 suddenly be so ready to kill and stuff, and in any other episode i'd agree, but after heaven sent and the way his and clara's relationship is so codependent and toxic, it makes complete sense in my opinion. i loved when the doctor and me met at the end of the universe it was interesting imo, and i LOVEEEE that clara and me's TARDIS is the same one 11, river and the ponds were in series 6!!! and i like the way first you think clara has forgotten stuff but then you find out it's 12 who did (idk if it was obvious to everyone else but me, you can fool me so so so easily it's not even funny i believe almost anything the plot wants me to believe. which probably greatly affects the fact that i can enjoy doctor who so easily.) yeah i really really enjoy this episode
5. Last Christmas (9x0) - honestly why don't people talk about this episode more?? like it's SO interesting and just a bit scary, i love love love the idea of dreams inside dreams, like i don't really have complaints about this episode tbh it's really great and has a fascinating concept
6. The Husbands of River Song (9x0) - this is peak comedy i was laughing half of the duration of the episode probably, i love river obviously, and i liked her and 12 together. gotta love nardole as well lmao. i don't have much to say except SLAY socialist 12 and this is so funny like 80% of the run time, which is how a christmas special should be
7. The Girl Who Died (9x5) - i like this one!! 12 acting like he's a norse god and then the guy appearing in the sky and 12 tries to impress everyone with a yoyo was absolutely hilarious to me, that's peak humour in my mind. me was a bit annoying in this one can't lie like this is my least favourite me appearance, because HOW was she so stupid like girl i know those random guys you live with would've started fighting without a second thought but you're so much cleverer than them come on, but whatever, i forgive her i did care about her in the end. i loved the 12th doctor realising why he chose the face like YASSS GIRL!!!! and them making the video was so funny and random i ADORE 12 and clara in this, and i love the theme of immortality it's very interesting and i love when it's explored in doctor who
8. The Zygon Invasion/The Zygon Inversion (9x7/9x8) - i think it's. good. i love clara controlling the zygon it was sooo interesting and the sort of space she's in felt so weird and interesting i loved it, and obviously the doctor's speech is fantastic and peter capaldi delivers it perfectly. however, i do think it's not that well paced or something, like sometimes it feels really slow and sometimes everything is happening at once, and basically reasons to watch it would be 12's speech and jenna coleman. i did like osgood as well tho and obviously i'm the biggest kate lethbridge-stewart stan i take anything with her even if she's in it for 2 seconds
9. The Magician's Apprentice/The Witch's Familiar (9x1/9x2) - i LOVE the doctor and davros' interactions and missy and clara are brilliant together. i love missy. the opening is brilliantly funny, i adore 12 SO MUCH, i love that he plays his guitar god knows in what century and teached the people the word "dude" i LOVE that, and how he just appeared in his davros chair and had tea what an icon i'm his biggest fan, i don't care if it makes no sense i'm here for the entertainment and that's what i got. but like i mentioned in the last series ranking... steven moffat does NOT understand the daleks. i respect him a lot as a writer, but he can't for the life of him write the daleks. "Into the Dalek" i can excuse because it's fun enough and the radiation is probably affecting the creature's biology, but this episode acting like the cases or armour or whatever are the ones controlling how the daleks act is just bullshit, the daleks are a genetically engineered race full of hate, not just some random squid aliens inside propaganda cases for god's sake. funny how the daleks of this dalek episode are the worst thing in it
10. The Woman Who Lived (9x6) - i enjoy this episode, i don't think it's bad, but it's not good enough to deserve to be higher on this list. me is an interesting enough character and i like that she doesn't remember everything, it's really fascinating. i also like how she's pretty much morally grey, a bit like the doctor. yeah, it's enjoyable but nothing special imo, and sometimes i just. didn't get the plot, which i understand and can excuse because it focuses on me and the doctor but i dislike the plot and the lion alien
11. Sleep No More (9x9) - it is a bit boring isn't it? i don't actively hate it, and i really appreciate the way it's filmed, i think it's really cool. i LOVE that we're kinda the monsters there and that it's a sort of video, but it doesn't save it from the fact that it's utterly tedious
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